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Dear Tech Support





Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0. I soon


noticed that the new program began unexpected child


processing that took up a lot of space and valuable


resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all


other programs and now monitors all other system activity.


Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0


,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6no longer run,


crashing the system whenever selected.





I can%26#039;t seem to keepWife 1.0 in the background while


attempting to run my favorite applications. I%26#039;m thinking


about going back toGirlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall


doesn%26#039;t work onWife 1.0. Please help!





Thanks,


a Troubled User. (KEEP READING)


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REPLY:


Dear Troubled User:





This is a very common problem that men complain about.





Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 ,


thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment


program.Wife 1.0 is anOPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by


its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to


deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0 . It is


impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from


the system once installed.





You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0 because


Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife


1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I


recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on improving the


situation. I suggest installing the background application


%26#039;Yes dear%26#039; to alleviate software augmentation.





The best course of action is to enter the command


C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the


APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to


normal anyway.





Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high


maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support


programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 andDo


Bills 4.2.


However, be very careful how you use these programs.


Improper use will cause the system to launch the program


Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve


the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional


software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0!





WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install


Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not


supported by Wife


1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating


system.





Best of luck,


Tech Support

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Leito



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